So Easter Sunday, I had a simple little photo shoot planned for the afternoon with a friend acting as our model. We wanted to have some pretty CCW girls on our web site too. I had scouted out a few locations to take as background shots a couple of days earlier. What was planned as a simple session turned into a three ring circus. Here’s a brief summery of how it went down.

Day one. Took the wife with me on our anniversary night to look at possible locations. After a few let downs we decided on two good ones. I figure we would do it on a Sunday afternoon so no businesses would be bothered by us out back taking pictures..
(Lesson learned)
1. Parking garages ALWAYS have security nearby. Nice idea but you need permission from property management for the photo shoot. Good luck there...
2. Taking your wife out after dinner to look for spots is ok so long as it is not on your anniversary night. (Hey after 19 years together, I didn't think she would still want to do that!)

Day two. I figured I would let my webmaster do the photo taking and my wife to do the hair and makeup. Shay (my webmaster) has an eye for photography and knows what I like. My wife loves makeup and hair..and it gets her out of mine for the time being. I was in charge of props, ladders, drinks, and misc. stuff needed for the shot.
(Lesson learned)
1. We had brought one camera and I figured we would just all share it as we go. Three different people wanting to share the same camera is not going to work out. Time for a second camera.
2. Trying to figure out all the different poses I would like to see done. That involves going online and searching pages on pages of girls and car photos. Believe it or not you can get really side tracked doing that..
3. Making a list of items needed for the day of the shoot.

Well being the first time at this, I was kinda winging it. Photo Day! Turns out my love for working all the time made me forget that it was Easter Sunday. Whoops. Called the "model" to see if it was still ok with her. All's well, meet us at 3pm. Lets Go! I decide to leave first to set up. Wife and Freind will leave after me. They will meet the model at a central location and then have her follow them into the spot we are to set up at. We should be an hour tops!
(Lesson learned)
1. The first location is in direct sunlight. Note to self: next time scout the sites during the daytime hours. On to the second location.
2. Wife calls to tell me the model is running late.
3. Second location is fine with shade in all the right spots. No open businesses to worry about ether. Looks like a go!
3.1 In lew of security systems, now business owners use dogs. They unlike security systems do not turn off after a few minutes of barking.
4. Have to clean the area up a bit before my star arrives... broken pallets, glass, needles. No problem but make sure you announce yourself as you approach the seemingly empty dumpster. Like our Diamondback Rattle snakes, homeless people are most dangerous when startled and they like to sun themselves in the dumpsters behind buildings.
5. Our star arrives and announces she wants certain pictures to be taken for her husband with his guitars. What ever, I have lots of storage on my.. oops...my wifes camera.
6. What seemed like a good picture in your head doesn't always turn out to be a good idea on film...or memory card...whatever.
7. Make sure you have a place for her to change into the different outfits she brought. Even when they are "Exotic Dancers" their still shy.
8. Bring your list! No check your list BEFORE you drive to the location. Bringing your list to the shoot only reminds you what you forgot to bring.
9. Make sure you bring something to clean the cars body panels off after each time the model brushes against it. I don't know what fairy dust she had on her but it rubbed right off on my gloss black hood. Several photos lost because of a butt print here or a hand print there.
10. Make sure everyones has gone to the bathroom first...
11. Have an errand boy ready to drive back home to get the stuff on the list you forgot to bring. Make sure he is ok with seeing a half naked woman walking around.
12. Make sure you wife is ok with a half naked woman walking around.
13. Wear lose fitting pants.
14. just keep your mouth closed on the shots. Let the two girls taking them do the bickering. No sense you opening a mouth to a deaf ear.
15. Take a huge amount of photos. Shotguns are good for the person who doesn't know how to aim. Having over 500 pictures from three different cameras helps nail that one shot your looking for.
16. Make sure the model is not smiling all the time and looking directly into the camera on all shots. This simple smile can turn an otherwise perfect once-in-a-lifetime shot fail.
16.1 Make sure the model is not looking up at the sky for Skylab to fall on her too. Just look away from the camera. That’s why they say "Watch the birdie"
17. Do not try and make the model stop smiling by offering to say something mean to piss her off. It just doesn't work out well.
18. Keep the props to a minimum. They only look like toys on film.
19. Never put a deadline on how long the photo shoot should take. It only increases the time it actually takes.
Now after all is said and done. The photos are in the can and your now on your merry way home to quickly go through the pictures, figure about another 8 hours of sorting and turning the pictures you've just taken. Not to mention the hours it is going to take to photo shop the ones into something you’ll like. Special thanks to my wife Shanan, my webmaster Shay, my son Alyn and most importantly "Squeak"! Your the best guys!

Eric
Custom Coffin Works

Sorting through the photos

Over 650 pictures on just two cameras to sort through. It takes about an hour on each photo to come up with something worthy to post. Nothing wrong with the model, just need to angle this that way or crop that this way. More work than I thought it would be. I guess the fruits of our labor will show next month when all of you comment of the folder.
A little about the model.
Nicknamed "Squeak" Janell is a close friend of ours. Meeting her through her husband "Will Pierce" a former member of a local cover band "Angry Jon". She stands all of 5'2" and maybe 100 lbs, she is a petite woman. If I had to describe her in one word it would be "Flexible". Coming from a history of dancing and gymnastics, she was a perfect choice for our May CCW girl. We will try and get pictures up as soon as possible. The end of this month is pretty booked so it's going to be a chore!
Thanks
Eric
Custom Coffin Works

About our 1970 Caddilac Miller/Meteor Hearse

"From day one, Miller-Meteor built exclusively on the Cadillac commercial chassis and the first Miller-Meteor coaches debuted in 1957. The new firm was an immediate success and had captured 50% of the professional car market by 1962." ..coachbult.com

I have always like the idea of owning a hearse... I think we all have at some point in our life. When I decided that time was now, I found her. I will just refer to it as her until I find a name that is suitable. Funeral homes made a practice of naming the coaches after the first female transport, or so the story goes...So for now it will be just "Her" -- the other woman.
November 2008, I had found a hearse in Tucson while looking at countless web sites and ads. This poor guy was trying to list her on Craig's list but kept getting flagged. I caught it just after he posted and, literally an hour later, it was flagged again. He was getting frustrated to say the least. Anyway, he responded to my e-mail, telling me a little bit at a time. It was obvious that we were both car enthusiast and shared a common ground.
He told me he had bought it from a guy who owned a Tattoo shop in town. It was sitting in the backyard of his house. Now in his possession, he took good care of it. It still had the original interior fabric and seat.
So we struck a deal and the trip was planned, as I live in Phoenix. Not too far to drive but, when you have a 39-year-old car that is about to drive 175 miles home, it needs to be planned out. My wife, Shanan, went with me to provide an unbiased opinion about it. When we pulled onto the street, her reaction was classic..."OH MY GOD!! That thing is long!" Even I was taken back by the size. After a quick drive around the block we headed off to the notary to get the title signed over. Then off we went to Phoenix. Now, this is in December, by the time we closed the deal, and the heater was blocked off. It was a cold trip home. He had told me it would take a while to drive, due to him never driving over 50 mph in it. 50 mph?!? This car was made to cruise down the highways at 80 plus! But I did take it easy for the first part, then slowly took her up to speed.

This car is called a "3-Way", which means the side doors open out opposite the front doors. This allowed the casket to be carried out either the rear or side. The 3-ways were not as popular, as they cost more money. I haven't found any production numbers yet. But, then again, who gives a shit..It's in my possession now! I do know it is getting harder to find these.

The engine is a big 472. That means that it has a different way of measuring gas mileage...you say "miles per gallon", I say "gallons per mile". Weighing in at over 6000 lbs, she doesn't get there quick, but she gets there in style. I just can't stop her as well...so don't cut me off.
Over the next couple of months I will be slowly fixing up the interior so I can carry up to 6 people. I rent this out as a limo service, from time to time, and need the space. Of course, I will put the undercar lights and loud sound system in it, as time and finances allow. Stay tuned.

New Blog Section

At the request of my web designer, I am going to start a blog to keep all of you informed as to whats going on with our company and products. In these blogs I will talk about ideas, show pictures of our work in progress and just basically tell you stuff as if you were sitting down with me at a bar and having a drink. Keep checking back for updates to this. I don't know how many I can pump out or how often but, if I have an idea or something pops up, I'll be sure to tell you all.